*Writer's notes:
Orange Roy: I would advise that the writer –

Purple Roy: (why the heck am I advising myself?)

Orange Roy: – that he would brush up on his Starcraft history and –

Purple Roy: monkey.

Orange Roy: wjat? The freaking monkey? Do you mean "Starcraft history and information" I think.

Purple Roy: No.

Orange Roy: Well what the heck man? I'm you! I'm positive that's what you mean. Now can we get on with it?

Purple Roy: Ok.

Orange Roy: Aight. A great site for this is this site:

Purple Roy: www.YouAreAFreakingIdiot.org.

Orange Roy: Hey what did I tell you bout that? Yeah that's what I thought. The real site is: Took out . If you don't like that, then you really don't want to start this project do you?

Purple Roy: Yeah I do.

Orange Roy: Oh now I have your attention. Ok let's continue. Number 2, tell Microsoft Word that "Starcraft" is in fact a word.

Purple Roy: Monkey.

Orange Roy: Probably would be a good idea that I find more then one site to get Starcraft Histroy/Information.

Purple Roy: You know there are typos in here right?

Orange Roy: Yeah I know. This is suppose to be funny and serious. Moron. Shut up.

Purple Roy: -bleep-.

Orange Roy: Ok now let's continue with this. The secret to this parody is to actually use SC.

Purple Roy: SC? What the freak is that!?

Orange Roy: That's Starcraft.

Purple Roy: Why didn't you just say "Starcraft"?

Orange Roy: Because "Starcraft" is too long to type in conversation son.

Purple Roy: Well why don't you just call it "S".

Orange Roy: What?

Purple Roy: Well see "Starcraft" is one word, so it's abbreviation would be "S", and not "SC".

Orange Roy: See that word "craft" in it? That creates the "SC". Now unless anyone has any other stupid ideas for abbreviations, we'll stick with the "SC". Now what the heck was I babbling about? Oh yeah. The secret to this parody is to actually use SC. We'll go into the Map Editor and make it, and... WHAT MOM!? OK I'LL TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE. Be right back me. Ok I'm back.

Purple Roy: That's right boy you better be back.

Orange Roy: You know, for being me, I'm a jerk.

Purple Roy: Yeah you are. -bleep-.

Orange Roy: Moron. Let's not start that again. What was I babbling about again? Oh yeah. The secret to this parody is to actually use SC. We'll go into the Map Editor and make it, and have the words up on screen. Now a good idea is to get this new invention called a Microphone, or a Mic. Note to self: Tell Word that Mic is a word also.

Purple Roy: You know you talk to yourself too much.

Orange Roy: Well if you didn't scare people, maybe I would have friends. You think? Let's get back on track.

Purple Roy: We would later use the Mic to use words.

Orange Roy: What? That didn't make much since.

Purple Roy: Monkey.

Orange Roy: I mean "to use words"! would it be better to use "We would use the mic to speak the words that are on the screen." Or something along those lines?

Purple Roy: Maybe. Maybe I'll cut you.

Orange Roy: Ok let's continue. Now where shall we set it? Desert, arctic, badlands, jungle?

Purple Roy: Advise with "Friends."

Orange Roy: Hey why'd you put " " around that?

Purple Roy: Because you suck.

Orange Roy: Exactly.

Purple Roy: You know wwwe should like make this our first movie.

Orange Roy: What a stupid idea, I mean how the heck would that work? A guy talking to himself? Not to mention it gives away some "secrets".

Purple Roy: You use to many " ". I know.

Orange Roy: Let's continue.

Purple Roy: It'll probably take place as humans. Yeah I'm positive, humans.

Orange Roy: Humans? That's WC.

Purple Roy: What the heck is WC?

Orange Roy: Warcraft -bleep-.

Purple Roy: Why not call it "W"…

Orange Roy: You know hwat? You are a -bleep-! It's called Terran not humans. Note to self again: Tell Word terran, zerg, and protoss are words. We'll have this take place after BW.

Purple Roy: What the heck...

Orange Roy: it's Brood War -bleep-. Starcraft Brood War.

Purple Roy: Why not call it "SCBW"?

Orange Roy: YOU KNOW YOU ARE R3ALLY MAIKING ME MAD! Monkey. SHUT UP ABOUT THE MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111. Well it'll continue after the story of Brood War. You know what would be a good idea?

Purple Roy: What?

Orange Roy: I'll be writing the storyline mainly.

Purple Roy: What about me?

Orange Roy: Well you are a -bleep- but you are me.

Purple Roy: -bleep-.

Orange Roy: Anyways, I'll write the storyline, but definitely I'll get tons o' help with writing the script from my buddys'.

Purple Roy: You sound like an idiot when you say buddies. Not to mention you spelled it wrong. Moron.

Orange Roy: Well you just shut your face before I hurl you into the never ending monkey butt hole.

Purple Roy: Is there such a thing.

Orange Roy: Yes and that's where you are going if you keep interfering.

Purple Roy: You know somewhere along the way, we probably switched places.

Orange Roy: What the heck do you mean by that?

Purple Roy: I mean somewhere along the way, someone reading this might have gotten mixed up.

Orange Roy: You mean mixed up between the somewhat intelegent one and the -bleep-?

Purple Roy: Yeah there you go. You spelled "intelligent" wrong, genious.

Orange Roy: Well you spelled genius wrong, -bleep-.

Purple Roy: Well that's your problem isn't it?

Orange Roy: What the heck, why would it be my problem?

Purple Roy: Um...

Orange Roy: That's what I thought.

Purple Roy: You're a -bleep-.

Orange Roy: Well you're a... a... a monkey... tummy... head? You know what, no one likes you.

Purple Roy: I like me.

Orange Roy: No you don't because I am you, so that makes me I. Get it?

Purple Roy: You criticize me too much. -bleep-.

Orange Roy: Well let's get this over and let's go on to the REAL Writer's notes.

Purple Roy: Why did you CAPS "real"?

Orange Roy: Why did you caps "caps"?

Purple Roy: because th...

Orange Roy: yeah that's what I thought. Now go away and read the boring but informatal version of this long paragraph.

Purple Roy: Informatal isn't a word.

Orange Roy: Shut Up -bleep-.

I took out the Real editor notes... so enjoy my closing statement after this mess...
Orange Roy: That's all folks.

Purple Roy: So what's our first video going to be like?

Orange Roy: Well, I'll probably make a trailer for it first.

Purple Roy: A trailer? Why the heck would you make a trailer? Are going to go on tour or something?

Orange Roy: What are you babbling about?

Purple Roy: Well you're making a trailer, and if we go on tour we can fill that trailer with stu...

Orange Roy: You -bleep-! A trailer is a promotional thing for movies/tv shows/anything-that-includes-a-trailer uses to promote their thing.

Purple Roy: Oh...well I was on the complete wrong track.

Orange Roy: You know, how can I be so -bleep-ed but yet so intellectual? I mean what am I talking to myself, and one of me is a -bleep-?

Purple Roy: Maybe because you want to?

Orange Roy: You know what, shut up.

Purple Roy: No.

Orange Roy: Well we made this thing almost 3 pages. For crying out loud it started out as one page, and then it went to two, and then I found other things to add to it, so it became three!

Purple Roy: I'm having a really good time.

Orange Roy: Yeah shut up -bleep-. I'm thinking that "Blue team" should be a different color.

Purple Roy: What? What would that do. You'd have a blue team named Orange Team?

Orange Roy: No -bleep-, I mean change it to a different color. We don't want to give away that we are actually copying Red Vs. Blue.

Purple Roy: Hey if you are so smart, than why the heck did you just say that? Now we are going to get sued for copyright infringement.

Orange Roy: Ah. Do you even know what copyright infringement means?

Purple Roy: No, but that would mean that you don't either, since you are me.

Orange Roy: Well... I guess you got me there.

Purple Roy: We should make a "Special Addition" and have us talking to ourselves, like this.

Orange Roy: Really now. Yeah. You know what, for a -bleep- that was a pretty good idea.

Purple Roy: You think.

Orange Roy: Yeah I do. Don't take that as we are going to be friends because it doesn't mean that.

Purple Roy: Ok I won't then.

Orange Roy: You know just for the heck of it, I'm going to say this one more time: -bleep-.

Purple Roy: We really haven't talked much about the parody.

Orange Roy: Yeah I know, this part isn't meant to be talked about the parody.

Purple Roy: What? That doesn't make since.

Orange Roy: Yeah well you suck. I mean we already talked about the parody so I decided That I would add this.

Purple Roy: Well why wasn't I informed of this, I'm part of you since you are me and I am you.

Orange Roy: Well you are a -bleep- so you didn't get it.

Purple Roy: I'm going home.

Orange Roy: You can't, you're already home, that's right -bleep-.

Purple Roy: Well I'm going to blow up the world then.